Population | 43.315 billion |
Capital | Small Village |
Leader | Sam |
Faith | Toastology |
Currency | Planet Sized Wine Gum |
Animal | Batman |
The Very Large Safari Park of Los Santos is a gargantuan, efficient nation, ruled by Sam with an iron fist, and remarkable for its disturbing lack of elderly people, parental licensing program, and complete absence of social welfare. The hard-nosed, cynical, humorless population of 43.315 billion Los Santosians are kept under strict control by the oppressive government, which measures its success by the nation's GDP and refers to individual citizens as "human resources."
The relatively small, corrupt, moralistic, well-organized government is primarily concerned with Defense, with Industry, Education, and Law & Order also on the agenda, while Welfare and Environment are ignored. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Small Village. The average income tax rate is 96.2%.
The frighteningly efficient Los Santosian economy, worth an astonishing 43,645 trillion Planet Sized Wine Gums a year, is broadly diversified and mostly comprised of black market activity, especially in Information Technology, Uranium Mining, Arms Manufacturing, and Door-to-door Insurance Sales. State-owned companies are reasonably common. Average income is a breathtaking 1,007,638 Planet Sized Wine Gums, but there is a significant disparity between incomes, with the richest 10% of citizens earning 3,320,740 per year while the poor average 228,932, a ratio of 14.5 to 1.
Slow dancing is made trickier when Auntie Edna insists on standing between the couple's arms, sneezing pedestrians are grabbed by alley-lurking doctors, foreign leaders' Twitcher accounts are monitored for potential threats to national security, and cat memes without alt text are now illegal. Crime, especially youth-related, is totally unknown, despite the fact that it is difficult to make it through a day without breaking one of the country's many laws. Los Santos's national animal is the Batman, which teeters on the brink of extinction due to widespread deforestation, and its national religion is Toastology.
Los Santos is ranked 46th in the world and 1st in Nintendo for Lowest Crime Rates, with 330.79 law-abiding acts per hour.
National Happenings
Most Recent Government Activity:
- : Following new legislation in Los Santos, cat memes without alt text are now illegal.
- : Following new legislation in Los Santos, foreign leaders' Twitcher accounts are monitored for potential threats to national security.
- : Los Santos agreed to construct embassies between Nintendo and The KGON.
- : Following new legislation in Los Santos, sneezing pedestrians are grabbed by alley-lurking doctors.
- : Following new legislation in Los Santos, slow dancing is made trickier when Auntie Edna insists on standing between the couple's arms.
- : Following new legislation in Los Santos, the armed forces are locked in an expensive and bloody war abroad to stamp out possible terrorists.
- : Following new legislation in Los Santos, friendly fire incidents usually result in severe burns.
- : Following new legislation in Los Santos, the government prevents violence by committing genocide.
- : Following new legislation in Los Santos, selfie stick use is a required Scout badge.
- : Los Santos voted against the World Assembly Resolution "Declaration on Griefing".
World Assembly
Endorsements Received: None.