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The Lowest Crime Rates in Nintendo

World Census agents attempted to lure citizens into committing various crimes in order to test the reluctance of citizens to break the law.

As a region, Nintendo is ranked 364^th in the world for Lowest Crime Rates.

	Nation	WA Category	Motto
1.	The Very Large Safari Park of Los Santos	Iron Fist Consumerists Champions of Commerce	“Mata ai ni kurukarane”
2.	The Community of Card for Bob9	Inoffensive Centrist Democracy Communists	“Bob”
3.	The Free Land of The Tanatuvan Economic Center	Iron Fist Consumerists Champions of Commerce	“Life and service as one”
4.	The Mail is Trash of Ultimo Pwnage	Civil Rights Lovefest Nation-Hating Hippies	“Sam is sweet! Kiss his feet!”
5.	The Republic of Bipolar Bill	Father Knows Best State Suspiciously Liberal Dictatorship	“All hail the magic conch.”