Anglospheric Empire

We would like to announce that we have reformed our government! I am your new leader, Greta Thunberg. As a result of this, the following policies will be implemented, effective immediately:

• All immigrants are welcome! No matter your race, gender or country of origin.
• NO MORE GUNS!
• The environment is top priority, no matter the impact on our economics.
• We will be abolishing the defense force. It is not needed, we will make love, not war.
• Anyone from any country will be able to invest in Cancolastani land, no restrictions!
• All funding will be pulled from urban development and defense forces and will instead be spent on government funded gender reassignment.
• Kids will now be taught the basics homosexual intercourse, with senior classes educating students on advanced techniques to pleasure their partners. Sex is natural!
• Alongside the previous amendment, Drag Queen Story Time is now compulsory, and will replace Sustained Silent Reading.
• You must address any individuals by their preferred pronouns. Failure to comply will result in immediate assignment to a local re-education camp.
• Religious schools are now outlawed.
• Construction on the following religious monuments will begin immediately:
• Synnagoges
• Mosques
• Marais
• Hindu Temples

More changes will be coming in the following months

Thank you [INSERT GENDER DIVERSE PRONOUN HERE]!

We may have a bit of an issue here, recently a Drongonian Air Force Hercules was flying 30,000ft above Cancolastan after a flight plan was printed and signed off by the CDF, however, we have just lost contact with the aircraft, we are not terribly sure what happened or when this took place, but I highly advice for a joint operation to look for the aircraft as soon as possible, time may be of the essence.