The Most Compassionate Citizens in the South Pacific
Exhaustive World Census tests involving kittens revealed the following nations to be the most compassionate.
As a region, the South Pacific is ranked 10,257th in the world for Most Compassionate Citizens.
 | Nation | WA Category | Motto | |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| 1. |  The Federal Republic of West green Israel | Liberal Democratic Socialists Ivory Tower Reality Disconnect Zone | “For greener future” | |
| 2. |  The United Socialist States of Emailistan | Scandinavian Liberal Paradise Gay Marriage State | “Collectivization of Labour is Most Beneficial to All” | |
| 3. |  The Valkyrian Republic of Qvait | Left-wing Utopia Drugged-Out Hippies | “Peace, Freedom, and Democracy” | |
| 4. |  The Borderlands of Ujiixo | Democratic Socialists Hell | “compassion & patience” | |
| 5. |  The Republic of Southern Numenor | Left-wing Utopia Drugged-Out Hippies | “Realm of the Dúnedain” | |
| 6. |  The Hive of Delthorensdale | Left-Leaning College State Deluded Tax and Spend Hypocrites | “Nurture.” | |
| 7. |  The Dexterian Republic of Bawkie | Democratic Socialists Hell | “yovaş fovaş oʐ vǐēj pretid uş uvaş musuf Fiyavis” | |
| 8. |  The Dracocracy of Theorin | Democratic Socialists Hell | “We have no beginning. We have no end. We are infinite.” | |
| 9. |  The Republic of Cypheri | Democratic Socialists Hell | “Strength Through Freedom” | |
| 10. |  The Commonwealth of United States of Vietnam | Left-wing Utopia Drugged-Out Hippies | “We're not Việt Cộng” |
