The Most Beautiful Environments in the South Pacific
World Census researchers spent many arduous weeks lying on beaches and trekking through rainforests to compile a definitive list of the most attractive and best cared for environments.
As a region, the South Pacific is ranked 4,754th in the world for Most Beautiful Environments.
 | Nation | WA Category | Motto | |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| 1. |  The Armed Republic of Crazed monkies | Democratic Socialists Hell | “Vote monkey, get monkey” | |
| 2. |  The Federal Republic of West green Israel | Liberal Democratic Socialists Ivory Tower Reality Disconnect Zone | “For greener future” | |
| 3. |  The Republic of Kiasu-ism | Democratic Socialists Hell | “Kiasi, Kiabor, and most importantly... Kiasu!” | |
| 4. |  The Kingdom of Outer Utonixick Gollinican | Democratic Socialists Hell | “Whatever, I do what I want” | |
| 5. |  The Empire of Badger Wind | Psychotic Dictatorship Communist Dictatorship | “Release the crazed robot badger with laser eyes!” | |
| 6. |  The United Socialist States of Emailistan | Scandinavian Liberal Paradise Gay Marriage State | “Collectivization of Labour is Most Beneficial to All” | |
| 7. |  The Dracocracy of Theorin | Democratic Socialists Hell | “We have no beginning. We have no end. We are infinite.” | |
| 8. |  The Holy Disputed Lands of East green Israel | Psychotic Dictatorship Communist Dictatorship | “No man know what the future holds.” | |
| 9. |  The Valkyrian Republic of Qvait | Left-wing Utopia Drugged-Out Hippies | “Peace, Freedom, and Democracy” | |
| 10. |  The All Inclusive Love and Pride of Jehenna | Left-wing Utopia Drugged-Out Hippies | “We love you just the way you are!” |
