The World World Census
The Smartest Citizens in the World
The World Census eavesdropped on conversations in coffee shops, on campuses, and around cinemas in order to determine which nations have the most quick-witted, insightful, and knowledgeable citizens.
 | Nation | WA Category | Motto | |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| 1. |  The Holy Empire of Pogaria | Democratic Socialists Hell | “Join us or go to hell.” | |
| 2. |  The Free Collectives of Righteous Lefties | Civil Rights Lovefest Nation-Hating Hippies | “Sharing is caring!” | |
| 3. |  The Modly Moderator Moderating Moderately in Moderation of Godular | New York Times Democracy New York Crimes So-Called Democracy | “I am Legion, We are One” | |
| 4. |  The Academy of Anon Zytose | Left-wing Utopia Drugged-Out Hippies | “For Science!” | |
| 5. |  The Queendom of Kindjal | Liberal Democratic Socialists Ivory Tower Reality Disconnect Zone | “Qui peut le moins peut le encore moins” | |
| 6. |  The Culture of Free Socialism | Left-wing Utopia Drugged-Out Hippies | “Of each according to ability to each according to need.” | |
| 7. |  The Despotic Dictatorship of Despoticania | Corrupt Dictatorship Corrupt Liberal Dictatorship | “God was a dream of good government.” | |
| 8. |  The United States of Greater Somalia | Left-wing Utopia Drugged-Out Hippies | “For my clan” | |
| 9. |  The Ongoing State of Absentia | Democratic Socialists Hell | “We Are A Bush. Move Along. With science!” | |
| 10. |  The Federal Commonwealth of Pax Aurea | Left-wing Utopia Drugged-Out Hippies | “Do unto others as you would have them do unto you.” |
