The World World Census
The Smartest Citizens in the World
The World Census eavesdropped on conversations in coffee shops, on campuses, and around cinemas in order to determine which nations have the most quick-witted, insightful, and knowledgeable citizens.
![]() | Nation | WA Category | Motto | |
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1. | ![]() | Left-wing Utopia Drugged-Out Hippies | “For Science!” | |
2. | ![]() | Left-wing Utopia Drugged-Out Hippies | “Of each according to ability to each according to need.” | |
3. | ![]() | Scandinavian Liberal Paradise Gay Marriage State | “Qui peut le moins peut le encore moins” | |
4. | ![]() | Psychotic Dictatorship Communist Dictatorship | “God was a dream of good government.” | |
5. | Left-wing Utopia Drugged-Out Hippies | “For my clan” | ||
6. | Liberal Democratic Socialists Ivory Tower Reality Disconnect Zone | “Illegitimi non carborundum” | ||
7. | ![]() | Democratic Socialists Hell | “Ukimwiga tembo kunya utapasuka mkundu.” | |
8. | ![]() | Democratic Socialists Hell | “We Are A Bush. Move Along. With science!” | |
9. | ![]() | New York Times Democracy New York Crimes So-Called Democracy | “Peace & Prosperity” | |
10. | ![]() | Left-wing Utopia Drugged-Out Hippies | “Do unto others as you would have them do unto you.” |