The Most Alphabetically Ascendent in Texas
Linguistic experts debated late into the night to place nations in alphabetical order.
| Nation | WA Category | Motto | ||
|---|---|---|---|---|
| 21. |  The Republic of Destructive Government Ex-Nation Seeker3 | Psychotic Dictatorship Communist Dictatorship | “Card puppet” | |
| 22. |  The Republic of Docklands Light Railway 2 | Inoffensive Centrist Democracy Communists | “You Can't Stop Progress” | |
| 23. |  The Holy Empire of Dogbreathistan | Capitalist Paradise Decent Hardworking Self-Starters | “Nation created for the TNP purge 3MAR2010” | |
| 24. |  The Republic of Do Not Mess With Texas | Civil Rights Lovefest Nation-Hating Hippies | “Come And Take It!” | |
| 25. |  The United States of Dubya | New York Times Democracy New York Crimes So-Called Democracy | “Fool me—you can't get fooled again.” | |
| 26. |  The Strategic Petroleum Reserve of East Texas Oil Field | Father Knows Best State Suspiciously Liberal Dictatorship | “Black Gold, Texas Tea” | |
| 27. |  The OMG Its Caek of Ekac | Scandinavian Liberal Paradise Gay Marriage State | “Eat CaeK !1!” | |
| 28. |  The Republic of Enron Corporation | Inoffensive Centrist Democracy Communists | “Ask Why” | |
| 29. |  The Barnes-Free Conglomerate of Ewing Oil Co | Compulsory Consumerist State Aspirational Worker State | “In J.R. We Trust” | |
| 30. |  The United Kingdom of Flourite | New York Times Democracy New York Crimes So-Called Democracy | “Strength Through Science” |
