The Most Alphabetically Ascendent in Texas
Linguistic experts debated late into the night to place nations in alphabetical order.
| Nation | WA Category | Motto | ||
|---|---|---|---|---|
| 11. |  The Armed Republic of Chandro | Iron Fist Consumerists Champions of Commerce | “The supreme leader is God” | |
| 12. |  The Confederacy of Charleston | Inoffensive Centrist Democracy Communists | “Protect this Fort” | |
| 13. |  The Republic of Chopperz | Anarchy Lawless Wasteland | “Texas Radio and the Big Beat !” | |
| 14. |  The Dominion of Cornholio | Inoffensive Centrist Democracy Communists | “I need TP for my bunghole” | |
| 15. |  The Confederacy of Cotton Hill Land | Compulsory Consumerist State Aspirational Worker State | “I had my shins blown off in WW2!” | |
| 16. |  The Theocracy of Darth Bunny | Psychotic Dictatorship Communist Dictatorship | “If you don't know your rights, you don't have any!” | |
| 17. |  The Dominion of Darth Chocolate | Inoffensive Centrist Democracy Communists | “Rich and Creamy” | |
| 18. |  The Galactic Muppets of Darth Kermit | Inoffensive Centrist Democracy Communists | “With good friends, you can’t lose.” | |
| 19. |  The Devout Zealots of Democratic Paramore | Corporate Bordello Patriotic Business Zone | “In Nation States...Ask for forgiveness, not permission.” | |
| 20. |  The Republic of Democratic Republic of the Congo | Inoffensive Centrist Democracy Communists | “Look ma, no hands!” |
