The Most Alphabetically Ascendent in Texas
Linguistic experts debated late into the night to place nations in alphabetical order.
| Nation | WA Category | Motto | ||
|---|---|---|---|---|
| 81. |  The Gigantic Frozen Igloo of Studly Penguins | New York Times Democracy New York Crimes So-Called Democracy | “I’d connect with nature, but there’s no USB port” | |
| 82. |  The Republic of Suevivor Island | Liberal Democratic Socialists Ivory Tower Reality Disconnect Zone | “Please, don't squeeze the Charmin!” | |
| 83. |  The Incorporated States of Sullan Laika | Compulsory Consumerist State Aspirational Worker State | “No better friend, no worse enemy. Probably.” | |
| 84. |  The Republic of Texapan | Capitalist Paradise Decent Hardworking Self-Starters | “友好” | |
| 85. |  The Visitor-Loving People of Texas Visitors Bureau | Free-Market Paradise Paradise | “Don't Mess With Texas!” | |
| 86. |  The Serene Heavenly Texas Abode of The Hello Kitty Angel | Liberal Democratic Socialists Ivory Tower Reality Disconnect Zone | “=^· ¥ ·^= Purrr Meow Purr Meow Purrr! =^. ¤ .^=” | |
| 87. |  The Winding Trail of The NationStates Bunny | Inoffensive Centrist Democracy Communists | “Oops.... slept too long.” | |
| 88. |  The Republic of The Papal States | Anarchy Lawless Wasteland | “Justice, Piety, Loyalty” | |
| 89. |  The Empire of The Promethean Fists | Compulsory Consumerist State Aspirational Worker State | “Ferrus Dominus” | |
| 90. |  The Holy Republic of Tiksas | Iron Fist Consumerists Champions of Commerce | “Friendship NationStates Brains” |
