The Fattest Citizens in Capitalist Paradise
World Census takers tracked the sale of Cheetos and Twinkies to ascertain which nations most enjoyed the "kind bud."
As a region, Capitalist Paradise is ranked 375th in the world for Fattest Citizens.
 | Nation | WA Category | Motto | |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| 121. |  The Federal Republic of Belovia | Left-Leaning College State Deluded Tax and Spend Hypocrites | “In friendship like the moon and the stars” | |
| 122. |  The Hive City of Blue Embassy | Inoffensive Centrist Democracy Communists | “Liberty in Mind and Body” | |
| 123. |  The Republic of Scientia Major | Inoffensive Centrist Democracy Communists | “Knowledge, liberty and peace” | |
| 124. |  The Democratic States of Viperreich | Scandinavian Liberal Paradise Gay Marriage State | “For the glory and the grace of our nation” | |
| 125. |  The Holy Realm of Scorpions Army | Inoffensive Centrist Democracy Communists | “Stand Fast, Stand Strong, Stand Together” | |
| 126. |  The Grand Kingdom of TalAkMaChen | Inoffensive Centrist Democracy Communists | “Inhale courage, exhale force – I am who makes your laws” |
