The Fattest Citizens in Capitalist Paradise
World Census takers tracked the sale of Cheetos and Twinkies to ascertain which nations most enjoyed the "kind bud."
As a region, Capitalist Paradise is ranked 361st in the world for Fattest Citizens.
 | Nation | WA Category | Motto | |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| 91. |  The Federal Republic of Kustina | Civil Rights Lovefest Nation-Hating Hippies | “Pride and Industry” | |
| 92. |  The United States of Arizona9 | Inoffensive Centrist Democracy Communists | “The Grand Canyon State” | |
| 93. |  The Empire of Klaymore | Democratic Socialists Hell | “By The People For The People” | |
| 94. |  The Allied States of Biswasian Conquerors | Inoffensive Centrist Democracy Communists | “Serving the Biswasian States” | |
| 95. |  The Federal Republic of CoRRECT Philippines | New York Times Democracy New York Crimes So-Called Democracy | “We now have the internet, ignorance is not allowed” | |
| 96. |  The Low-Key Den Mother of Octal | Inoffensive Centrist Democracy Communists | “We forever obey Binary, our sovereign rulers” | |
| 97. |  The 2014 Lexus ES 350 of Arbonium | Civil Rights Lovefest Nation-Hating Hippies | “The Pursuit of Perfection.” | |
| 98. |  The Republic of Endoxas | Civil Rights Lovefest Nation-Hating Hippies | “Wisdom, Freedom, and Brotherhood.” | |
| 99. |  The Benevolent Utopia of Kbedians | Inoffensive Centrist Democracy Communists | “The infectiousness of crime is like that of the plague.” | |
| 100. |  The People's Republic of SucWAti | Scandinavian Liberal Paradise Gay Marriage State | “We are one with the People” |
