The World World Census
The Most Advanced Public Education in the World
Fresh-faced World Census agents infiltrated schools with varying degrees of success in order to determine which nations had the most widespread, well-funded, and advanced public education programs.
 | Nation | WA Category | Motto | |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| 1. |  The Chromodynamic Flavor of Gell-Mannhattan | New York Times Democracy New York Crimes So-Called Democracy | “Causality can be traced to a simple initial condition.” | |
| 2. |  The Empire of Layarteb | Moralistic Democracy Ordinary Decent Hardworking People | “So I dub thee Unforgiven” | |
| 3. |  The Starfallen Realm of Neo England | Scandinavian Liberal Paradise Gay Marriage State | “How will you act?” | |
| 4. |  The Very Masculine Nation of Rands Objectivity | Capitalizt Freedom-Loving Libertarians | “Gargantuan Love God” | |
| 5. |  The Insatiable Economic Hitmen of Tremalkier | Capitalist Paradise Decent Hardworking Self-Starters | “To Shape the World is to be Immortal” | |
| 6. |  The WOOF WOOF WOOF WOOF WOOF of Salty Dog | New York Times Democracy New York Crimes So-Called Democracy | “ARRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRF.” | |
| 7. |  The District of Cole County | Capitalist Paradise Decent Hardworking Self-Starters | “Community” | |
| 8. |  The Free Collectives of Righteous Lefties | Civil Rights Lovefest Nation-Hating Hippies | “Sharing is caring!” | |
| 9. |  The Ironwill Dictatorship of Trixmonia | Father Knows Best State Suspiciously Liberal Dictatorship | “Why bother?” | |
| 10. |  The Lunatic Fringe of Selenoteuthis | Left-wing Utopia Drugged-Out Hippies | “My butt runs on lunar power.” |
