The World World Census
The Most Advanced Public Education in the World
Fresh-faced World Census agents infiltrated schools with varying degrees of success in order to determine which nations had the most widespread, well-funded, and advanced public education programs.
 | Nation | WA Category | Motto | |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| 1. |  The Republic of Univercity | Father Knows Best State Suspiciously Liberal Dictatorship | “Motto” | |
| 2. |  The Republic of Marxstadt | Psychotic Dictatorship Communist Dictatorship | “Please do keep reading my motto” | |
| 3. |  The Eternal Misfortune of Heliosphere | Democratic Socialists Hell | “Stop Reading My Motto!” | |
| 4. |  The Anarchy of Blogotopia | Democratic Socialists Hell | “Free Palestine, support BDS!” | |
| 5. |  The Dominion of Platinia | Corrupt Dictatorship Corrupt Liberal Dictatorship | “Help yourself first to better help others.” | |
| 6. |  The Dominion of Topazia | Democratic Socialists Hell | “Help yourself first to better help others.” | |
| 7. |  The Socialist Republic of Kilobugya | Left-wing Utopia Drugged-Out Hippies | “Happiness is always a new idea” | |
| 8. |  The Dominion of PapaJacky | Left-wing Utopia Drugged-Out Hippies | “Abolēfacite Omnia Monstra” | |
| 9. |  The Dominion of Reskellia | Democratic Socialists Hell | “Help yourself first to better help others.” | |
| 10. |  The Despotic Dictatorship of Despoticania | Corrupt Dictatorship Corrupt Liberal Dictatorship | “God was a dream of good government.” |
