The World World Census
The Most Secular in the World
World Census experts studied which citizens seemed least concerned about eternal damnation, spiritual awakeness, and chakra wellbeing in order to determine the most godforsaken nations.
 | Nation | WA Category | Motto | |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| 1. |  The Empire of Layarteb | Moralistic Democracy Ordinary Decent Hardworking People | “So I dub thee Unforgiven” | |
| 2. |  The Starfallen Realm of Neo England | Scandinavian Liberal Paradise Gay Marriage State | “How will you act?” | |
| 3. |  The Federal Republic of Aigania | Left-Leaning College State Deluded Tax and Spend Hypocrites | “We know it” | |
| 4. |  The Rouge Nation of Joli Rouge | Anarchy Lawless Wasteland | “Terra Mariq Potens” | |
| 5. |  The Conglomerate of Armacor | Capitalizt Freedom-Loving Libertarians | “lucrum ante oppressionem - Profit before Persecution” | |
| 6. |  The Thug of NWA EAZY E | Civil Rights Lovefest Nation-Hating Hippies | “ Considered Armed, Dangerous & Temporarly Insane ” | |
| 7. |  The Mexican Peninsula of Quintana Roo | Democratic Socialists Hell | “Make a run for the border.” | |
| 8. |  The Anarchy of Blogotopia | Democratic Socialists Hell | “Free Palestine, support BDS!” | |
| 9. |  The Culture of Free Socialism | Left-wing Utopia Drugged-Out Hippies | “Of each according to ability to each according to need.” | |
| 10. |  The Ongoing State of Absentia | Democratic Socialists Hell | “We Are A Bush. Move Along. With science!” |
