The World World Census
The Most Secular in the World
World Census experts studied which citizens seemed least concerned about eternal damnation, spiritual awakeness, and chakra wellbeing in order to determine the most godforsaken nations.
 | Nation | WA Category | Motto | |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| 1. |  The Federal Republic of Aigania | Left-Leaning College State Deluded Tax and Spend Hypocrites | “We know it” | |
| 2. |  The Thug of NWA EAZY E | Civil Rights Lovefest Nation-Hating Hippies | “ Considered Armed, Dangerous & Temporarly Insane ” | |
| 3. |  The Mexican Peninsula of Quintana Roo | Democratic Socialists Hell | “Make a run for the border.” | |
| 4. |  The Anarchy of Blogotopia | Democratic Socialists Hell | “Free Palestine, support BDS!” | |
| 5. |  The Culture of Free Socialism | Left-wing Utopia Drugged-Out Hippies | “Of each according to ability to each according to need.” | |
| 6. |  The Ongoing State of Absentia | Democratic Socialists Hell | “We Are A Bush. Move Along. With science!” | |
| 7. |  The Nomadic Peoples of Ludewa | Democratic Socialists Hell | “Ukimwiga tembo kunya utapasuka mkundu.” | |
| 8. |  The Imperial Provinces of Exxosia | Capitalist Paradise Decent Hardworking Self-Starters | “We have reached rock bottom and have started to dig.” | |
| 9. |  The Screaming Ediface of Ebon Citadel | Democratic Socialists Hell | “Obedientia caeca nullum fructum amarum hodie feret” | |
| 10. |  The Empire of Treznor | Democratic Socialists Hell | “Recruitment spammer meet ban hammer.” |
