The World World Census
The Smartest Citizens in the World
The World Census eavesdropped on conversations in coffee shops, on campuses, and around cinemas in order to determine which nations have the most quick-witted, insightful, and knowledgeable citizens.
 | Nation | WA Category | Motto | |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| 1. |  The Chromodynamic Flavor of Gell-Mannhattan | New York Times Democracy New York Crimes So-Called Democracy | “Causality can be traced to a simple initial condition.” | |
| 2. |  The Empire of Layarteb | Moralistic Democracy Ordinary Decent Hardworking People | “So I dub thee Unforgiven” | |
| 3. |  The Insatiable Economic Hitmen of Tremalkier | Capitalist Paradise Decent Hardworking Self-Starters | “To Shape the World is to be Immortal” | |
| 4. |  The Free Collectives of Righteous Lefties | Civil Rights Lovefest Nation-Hating Hippies | “Sharing is caring!” | |
| 5. |  The Free Land of Oregonian | Scandinavian Liberal Paradise Gay Marriage State | “Alis Volat Propiis” | |
| 6. |  The Conglomerate of Armacor | Capitalizt Freedom-Loving Libertarians | “lucrum ante oppressionem - Profit before Persecution” | |
| 7. |  The Refugee Resettlement Zone of Wysterian Territories | Anarchy Lawless Wasteland | “Strong, Proud, Determined” | |
| 8. |  The New Year of Annondor | Psychotic Dictatorship Communist Dictatorship | “truth is what stands the test of experience” | |
| 9. |  The Thug of NWA EAZY E | Civil Rights Lovefest Nation-Hating Hippies | “ Considered Armed, Dangerous & Temporarly Insane ” | |
| 10. |  The Republic of Macedonian Power | Democratic Socialists Hell | “I love Makedonija” |
