The World World Census
The Smartest Citizens in the World
The World Census eavesdropped on conversations in coffee shops, on campuses, and around cinemas in order to determine which nations have the most quick-witted, insightful, and knowledgeable citizens.
 | Nation | WA Category | Motto | |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| 1. |  The Chromodynamic Flavor of Gell-Mannhattan | New York Times Democracy New York Crimes So-Called Democracy | “Causality can be traced to a simple initial condition.” | |
| 2. |  The Empire of Layarteb | Moralistic Democracy Ordinary Decent Hardworking People | “So I dub thee Unforgiven” | |
| 3. |  The Starfallen Realm of Neo England | Scandinavian Liberal Paradise Gay Marriage State | “How will you act?” | |
| 4. |  The Very Masculine Nation of Rands Objectivity | Capitalizt Freedom-Loving Libertarians | “Gargantuan Love God” | |
| 5. |  The Insatiable Economic Hitmen of Tremalkier | Capitalist Paradise Decent Hardworking Self-Starters | “To Shape the World is to be Immortal” | |
| 6. |  The Conglomerate of Armacor | Capitalizt Freedom-Loving Libertarians | “lucrum ante oppressionem - Profit before Persecution” | |
| 7. |  The Only Thing There Is to Fear of Fear Itself | Psychotic Dictatorship Communist Dictatorship | “All is well.” | |
| 8. |  The Einherjers of Draconis Nightcrawlis | Psychotic Dictatorship Communist Dictatorship | “Leve Vikingeaanden” | |
| 9. |  The Eldritch Commonwealth of Uberwald | Civil Rights Lovefest Nation-Hating Hippies | “Homo homini lupus.” | |
| 10. |  The Academy of Anon Zytose | Left-wing Utopia Drugged-Out Hippies | “For Science!” |
