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French roman republic

When you get an issue about "Your nephew wanting to marry a princess but he can't since he's not of royal blood", and your nation literally has Empire (aka something of a monarchy) in the name. Lol

Delta Vega IV and New tameside

Cianlandia wrote:When you get an issue about "Your nephew wanting to marry a princess but he can't since he's not of royal blood", and your nation literally has Empire (aka something of a monarchy) in the name. Lol

Well yes, but actually no.

Cianlandia, DaPiFanatic, and Cossack Peoples

I literally just read Jurassic Park and immediately got a issue titled Mesozoic Park
"'This technology has so much potential!' extols eccentric billionaire Ron Hammond, while enjoying a tub if ice-cream"
Nothing could ever go wrong so I agreed.
It's not like the dinosaurs will escape and kill anyone or anything like that, the velociraptors can't open doors, and the T-rex is nice and cuddly!

Delta Vega IV, Treadwellia, and Cianlandia

Post by Franschuundenia suppressed by a moderator.

Free market buisnesses

Ahsime wrote:are you offering me weed pizza ?:|

Maybe yes, maybe no. That's the fun!

French roman republic wrote:ILL BUY YOUR ENTIER STOCK!

IT'S WORKING!!! IT'S KICKING IN!!!

Calgasia wrote:Pizza with weed? Hawaiian pizza with pineapple? I cry in Italian
(Sticazzi...)

Well I cry tears of happiness in Capitalist!

Delta Vega IV, Calgasia, Hraban, and French roman republic

Franschuundenia

22/2/2021 13:54 AM, Zerbekirchenberg City Hospital for the Mentally Impaired

Inside the impenetrable fortress of the sick Northern westwaldians determined to enslave us and experiment on us, the lonely general and his few men suffer indescribable pain and atrocities.

"The toilet paper is too rough!" General Zant could hear his men wail.

Those Barbarians... he thought to himself. They don't even use Franschian Ultra-Soft Super Abosorbant Grade A Toilet Paper? This is torture. I must find a way out of this prison camp. But how? The warden is too nice. I can't muster the hatred and anger to fuel my strength!

*achoo!*

Did I just sneeze in my head?

The sound of heels clicking in the distance fast approaching could be heard. Zant was sent into a panic. I can't be allowed to draw any attention to myself... She'll surely take me to solitary confinement. Those sickos, disguising their prisons as mental hospitals! What has the world come to??

The heel clicks could be heard getting closer and closer, fast approaching Zant's cell. Zant's heart beat sky-rocketed.
Don't draw attention.... DON'T DRAW ATTENTION!

But he couldn't contain himself. He sat, maddened at the anticipation.

*clock* *clop* *click*

nononononononononononono Then, it may have been caused by the thin toilet paper that evaporated into the air as soon as it touched his ass when he was wiping earlier, but Zant began to sniff...

AAAAAAAAAACHOOOOOO!!!!!!

Zant sneezed out loud, Johanna Guilbert directly in front of his cell...

Franschuundenia

Dernel wrote:So you're just ignoring the warnings given? I do also remember you saying you were marching your men, not mobilizing. Meaning you were moving slowly, the likelihood of you taking anything at that rate is low. This is on top of the fact you are literally writing for other people, sorry, not even that, you can't be bothered to write your own stuff so you steal from others. You are the real coward. As stated before, you are now going to be ignored, your posts are seen as illegitimate ramblings of a literally mad child, too butthurt to make sense, and have no real canonic value. So just step off before you make yourself look worse.

Can't a man RP? It's you who sounds butthurt.

Franschuundenia wrote:Can't a man RP? It's you who sounds butthurt.

You are a prime example of how not to RP.

DaPiFanatic, Cossack Peoples, Free market buisnesses, and Arclandia

Franschuundenia wrote:I will end you.

Nah.

Free market buisnesses and Arclandia

Franschuundenia wrote:Can't a man RP? It's you who sounds butthurt.

Also, "No you."

Free market buisnesses and Arclandia

Franschuundenia wrote:22/2/2021 13:54 AM, Zerbekirchenberg City Hospital for the Mentally Impaired

Inside the impenetrable fortress of the sick Northern westwaldians determined to enslave us and experiment on us, the lonely general and his few men suffer indescribable pain and atrocities.

"The toilet paper is too rough!" General Zant could hear his men wail.

Those Barbarians... he thought to himself. They don't even use Franschian Ultra-Soft Super Abosorbant Grade A Toilet Paper? This is torture. I must find a way out of this prison camp. But how? The warden is too nice. I can't muster the hatred and anger to fuel my strength!

*achoo!*

Did I just sneeze in my head?

The sound of heels clicking in the distance fast approaching could be heard. Zant was sent into a panic. I can't be allowed to draw any attention to myself... She'll surely take me to solitary confinement. Those sickos, disguising their prisons as mental hospitals! What has the world come to??

The heel clicks could be heard getting closer and closer, fast approaching Zant's cell. Zant's heart beat sky-rocketed.
Don't draw attention.... DON'T DRAW ATTENTION!

But he couldn't contain himself. He sat, maddened at the anticipation.

*clock* *clop* *click*

nononononononononononono Then, it may have been caused by the thin toilet paper that evaporated into the air as soon as it touched his ass when he was wiping earlier, but Zant began to sniff...

AAAAAAAAAACHOOOOOO!!!!!!

Zant sneezed out loud, Johanna Guilbert directly in front of his cell...

what is thi-
you know what I'm not going to question it
like I said before

DaPiFanatic wrote:You should know by now that most of the people who play nation-states either have no life or are high/wanting to get high

Dernel and Arclandia

Franschuundenia wrote:I will end you.

You talk too much.

Free market buisnesses wrote:

Well I cry tears of happiness in Capitalist!

Hahaha well, Free Market Businesses can teach calgasians how to improve their companies, and calgasians will teach you a thing or two about cuisine.

Free market buisnesses and Belmallow

Calgasia wrote:
Hahaha well, Free Market Businesses can teach calgasians how to improve their companies, and calgasians will teach you a thing or two about cuisine.

And about having a lower crime rate

Free market buisnesses

Hraban wrote:And about having a lower crime rate

Low crime rate is overrated

Free market buisnesses and Moaning Lisa

Franschuundenia

Northern Rosary Isles wrote:You are a prime example of how not to RP.

This coming from someone who has no clue about the rules against puppets?

Free market buisnesses

Franschuundenia

Dernel wrote:Also, "No you."

Again, butthurt as hell.

Franschuundenia

DaPiFanatic wrote:what is thi-
you know what I'm not going to question it
like I said before

Honestly don't know what you're even remotely trying to say here. Maybe you're the one whose high...

Franschuundenia

Arclandia wrote:You talk too much.

And........Who are you?

You talk too little.

Franschuundenia wrote:And........Who are you?

You talk too little.

ooh, yeah, call them irrelevant, that'll definitely get people on your side

Arclandia

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Post by Davaro suppressed by a moderator.

Franschuundenia wrote:This coming from someone who has no clue about the rules against puppets?

Again, they cannot be puppets as of the terms and conditions of NationStates, I would have been banned ages ago if this were true. If you look at all of the countries that you accuse of such behavior, they are all WA which utterly destroys this moot point you continue to push. Also nice quad post.

Arclandia

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