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HOLY SHlT THERE'S A WAR GOING ON IN MY COUNTRY(issues)

Zandos wrote:

If you like memes, then check out some of my other dispatches. I make a lot of memes, when I have the time.

Milestones (These might not be fully accurate down to the minute, but I’ll try and estimate around when they would’ve happened if I don’t see it right as it happens.)

10 Reads: 5:15 P.M. April 25th, 2024
69 Reads: 5:25 P.M. April 25th, 2024
100 Reads: 6:30 P.M. April 25th, 2024
10 Upvotes: 6:45 P.M. April 25th, 2024
420 Reads: 6:30 A.M. April 26th, 2024
69 Upvotes: 7:28 A.M. April 26th, 2024
100 Upvotes: 6:30 A.M. April 27th, 2024
1,000 Reads: 9:12 A.M. April 27th, 2024
123 Upvotes: 5:28 P.M. April 27th, 2024
1,500 Reads: 8:29 A.M. April 28th, 2024
2,000 Reads: 10:55 A.M. April 28th, 2024
150 Upvotes: 3:43 P.M. April 28th, 2024
2,500 Reads: 7:50 A.M. April 30th, 2024
3,000 Reads: 1:55 P.M. May 1st, 2024
5,000 Reads: 7:50 P.M. May 3rd, 2024
7,500 Reads: 8:50 P.M. May 3rd, 2024
222 Upvotes: 10:10 P.M. May 3rd, 2024
10,000 Reads: 10:12 P.M. May 3rd, 2024
11,111 Reads: 12:09 A.M. May 4th, 2024
15,000 Reads: 2:22 A.M. May 4th, 2024
20,000 Reads: 2:50 A.M. May 4th, 2024
25,000 Reads: 6:00 A.M. May 4th, 2024
30,000 Reads: 5:30 P.M. May 6th, 2024

Thank You So Much To Everyone Who Has Pinned This Dispatch In Their Respective Regions!

Ebonhand of The South Pacific
Aivintis of The East Pacific
Saint Belmar II of Cardsia
Communist Lop card of Cult of Miku
Singaporen Wafflecracy of Wafflecracy
Japan and America of Tes Cubsur dominion
Neonian Imperium of Neonian Empire
Neo-Hermitius of The Universal Union
Alex Asteorra of Alex
Jacose of Novarus
Socialist Republic of Soviet Union of Land of Europa
Landbang Rkipo Islands of UEPU
Gorutimania of The Imperial Republican States
Republics of the Solar Union of A Milky Way
Billyabna of Spiritalia
-Lagene of Alvaro
PersonRevolution of Armies of the World
Starulinska of Wellester United
West Nichibotsu of Council of Asia
Lillies of Iris
Dharmasya of The United Mapgame Nations
Chinchilla Land of Genzic Lands
The former of regiens of Regional form
Saturning of Uranus Saturn
Bingo of Commonwealth Of Orange Nations
Manage Democracy of The Gran Republic
Vieinuu of Animal Nations Support Pact
Imperial Catorianis of The Global Elite
Legally Insane Shrimp of Every Body of Water
Lizgrad of Ocala Ejection Contest
Rotov of Norwegian forest cats street cats friend
SdSlayer Clone 1 of Is that a GD REFERENCE
Baharan of Northern Banten
Tanaa of Raj
Lethinia of Roses Without Thorns
British new arics takenctara of Unicode
Ostrovskiy of The Union of Democratic States
Azov steel 2022 of NATO 2022
Thinarport of illions Count 2024
Doforeia of The Heart Shaped Duck Pond
Lower iegeos habelan of Kingdom Federations
Kuratsala of Sub Pacific
Imperial Dhoutaland of Democratic Unity
Mind galeldonquangas of Jan Suskith
The Illenium of improper garrison si
Greater Romanian-Deutsch State of Alemannia
Yharon of Praeterea
Vyktoria of Itavran Sector
DEPRESSION AND ADHD of depressed kelso
Pachaenito of Where Germaniccat Rules
Two natons w of Two Natons W
Germanic Cat Embassy of new EPIC free lands to all NationStates
The Baby Nation of Neo Frontier Defense Pact
Alogiada-2 of A region
Nuevo Meshiko of Zemlya
Abolished Reality of Zero
New Temecula of Greater Temecula
Germanic Cat Embassy 2 of Computervirusfan
Germanic Cat Embassy 3 of Cats Free Region with Free Catnip
Empitast of The West Russia
Eclipseland of the republic of the moon
Kusaland of The United States Of Israel
Chimore of Chimore
Atkik Isles of Atkik Empire
Croissant Foudner of Croissant
Midnight Querria of Midnight Vale
Fuggersburg of Lonia Kreptia Llor
Oceanie Orientale of Unification Ottomane de Shura
Plan Neonie of Atlantiva
The Hurricane of The Great Storm
Susibaking of Shart
Ymeuura of Lonia Kreptia Llor
Delark of the region of ducks
Arvadia of Bozarkia
Kolatis of United Democratic Nations
East Leaf Republic of The Second Asia
Cla khadgionfesti of unicode
ValVodia of Random NS Region
Krusha puppet of Krushan Union of Dependencies
Will Burtz of A New Place at a different Time
Tama puppet 1 of Tama

Thank You All So Much For All Of Your Support! :D:D:D

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I Was An Idiot This Morning On April 28th, 2024, And Accidentally Deleted The Original Note Section Down Here At The Bottom, As Well As The Inspiring Message. I AM AN ABSOLUTE BUFFOON!!! Rest In Peace To The Original Note Section Down Here At The Bottom. So... I Guess I Have To Start A New Note Section Down Here At The Bottom. However, Fear Not! This One Will Be EVEN BETTER Than The First One!

NOTE SECTION 2.0!

Note 1: April 28th, 2024 - Someone made a website out of this dispatch. https://hampsteruprising.neocities.org/ (I believe it was Saint Belmar II. They sent me a telegram with a link to the website, so, I am assuming it was them.) UPDATE: CONFIRMED BY TELEGRAM IT WAS THEM.

Note 2: April 28th, 2024 - Someone made a nation specifically referencing this dispatch. nation=the_great_hamster_uprising

Note 3: April 28th, 2024 - 150 Upvotes Achieved… in under 4 days… You absolute legends. 150th Upvote was from Saint Pinole II

Note 4: April 29th, 2024 - Chinchilla Land made an entire story for me.

Note 5: May 1st, 2024 - 2builders2toolsdotorg got the 200th upvote!

Note 6: May 3rd, 2024 - 10,000 Reads! YOU ALL ARE LEGENDS! This is amazing!

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**To anyone who says making a popular dispatch requires skill**
It does not, because I am an idiot and put minimal effort into this, and this somehow seems to be blowing up like a stack of dynamite in a forest fire.
NEVER GIVE UP HOPE!

luck is needed aswell, skill and luck and you get insane upvotes

Chornobyl anomaly-zone Monolith wrote:Is there an issue that makes something like mind control facility or anything like that?

Theres an issue where you can drug your water supply with painkillers and get your country addicted to drugs

it’s not a facebook, it’s actually a factbook!

fun fact:this fact is fun

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🚨📢NEW FACTBOOK ALERT!📢🚨
i just dropped a brand new factbook.

Are bombing civilians counts as a warcrime?

Chornobyl anomaly-zone Monolith wrote:Are bombing civilians counts as a warcrime?

It depends on which country is carrying out the bombing. If it is a very influential and powerful country, then most likely the world community will simply turn a blind eye to its actions.

Kronverg wrote:It depends on which country is carrying out the bombing. If it is a very influential and powerful country, then most likely the world community will simply turn a blind eye to its actions.

If it was fun, it is not a war crime, i also commited it today

Chornobyl anomaly-zone Monolith wrote:Are bombing civilians counts as a warcrime?

All you would have to do to find that out is ask a blitz survivor or someone from Dresden, but yes, it is a war crime

Political question:
Is it more important for the leader of a country
To make laws that make things better( even if it makes constituents angry) or make laws because their constituents want them to make the laws (even if said laws will end up hurting people )

Alcrosnia wrote:😠there is a democracy here(me, and I'm in Greece on the map, founder of democracy)

Well, actually ancient greece only created a proto-democracy (Even Athens wasn't a true democracy)

Post by Chornobyl anomaly-zone Monolith suppressed by Nardin.

Bathera wrote:Political question:
Is it more important for the leader of a country
To make laws that make things better( even if it makes constituents angry) or make laws because their constituents want them to make the laws (even if said laws will end up hurting people )

1.

Bathera wrote:Political question:
Is it more important for the leader of a country
To make laws that make things better( even if it makes constituents angry) or make laws because their constituents want them to make the laws (even if said laws will end up hurting people )

Making things better is the better choice, in my opinion

Missle flew near my house, LOL

My dad is a war criminal, you can try to convict him
No one has the balls to take him to court!

Western Balkania wrote:My dad is a war criminal, you can try to convict him
No one has the balls to take him to court!

Im a war criminal too

Apologies for inactivity, unfortunately for you, I will be back once my new WiFi is set up

26 April 2024.

Friends and Comrades, the Central Committee of the Communist Party of the Soviet Union announces that the 35th Congress of the Communist Party of the Soviet Union 6 November to 15 November 2026. The Congress will convene at the Kremlin State Palace of Congresses, at the Moscow Kremlin, into City of Moscow, RSFSR.

The agenda of the 35th Congress:

- Opening Ceremonies and Convocation -

*Special Address from guest speaker Comrade Xi Jinping, the General Secretary of the Central Committee of the Chinese Communist Party and President of the People's Republic of China

1.) The Political Report of the CPSU Central Committee of the 34th Congress.

2.) On the revised Program of the CPSU.

3.) On the revised rules of the CPSU.

4.) Report of the CPSU Central Auditing Commission of the 34th Congress.

5.) Report of the Committee for State Security of the Soviet Union (KGB).

6.) Report of the State Committee for Management of State Property of the USSR.

7.) Guidelines for the Economic and Social Development of the USSR for 2026-2030 and for the Period Ending in 2050.

8.) Elections of the party organs:

- Central Committee of the 35th Congress.
- Secretariat of the Central Committee of the 35th Congress.
- Central Auditing Commission of the 35th Congress
.

9.) Adoption and Issuance of the Fourth Program of the CPSU.

On 7 November 2026, the delegates of the 35th Congress of the Communist Party of the Soviet Union will participate in the annual Parade in Honour of the Day of the Great October Socialist Revolution on Red Square, by marching immediately following the massed bands, and immediately prior to the civil parade and workers' demonstration in Red Square. Delegates will march in columns, representing each of their respective Soviet Socialist Republic. A flag bearer from the Colour Gurards of the Moscow Higher Combined Arms Command School "Supreme Soviet of the RSFSR" (MVOKU) will march a few paces in front of each column of CPSU delegates, bearing the flag of each column's respective Soviet Republic.

- S.M. MIRZIYOYEV
Chairman of the Presidium of the Supreme Soviet of the USSR.
Chairman of the Council of Defense of the USSR.
General Secretary of the Central Committee of the CPSU.
Chairman of the Secretariat of the Central Committee of the CPSU.
Chairman of the Political Bureau of the Central Committee of the CPSU.

☆☆☆☆☆

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Post by Chornobyl anomaly-zone Monolith suppressed by Nardin.

Sovietskogo Soyuz wrote:

26 April 2024.

Friends and Comrades, the Central Committee of the Communist Party of the Soviet Union announces that the 35th Congress of the Communist Party of the Soviet Union 6 November to 15 November 2026. The Congress will convene at the Kremlin State Palace of Congresses, at the Moscow Kremlin, into City of Moscow, RSFSR.

The agenda of the 35th Congress:

- Opening Ceremonies and Convocation -

*Special Address from guest speaker Comrade Xi Jinping, the General Secretary of the Central Committee of the Chinese Communist Party and President of the People's Republic of China

1.) The Political Report of the CPSU Central Committee of the 34th Congress.

2.) On the revised Program of the CPSU.

3.) On the revised rules of the CPSU.

4.) Report of the CPSU Central Auditing Commission of the 34th Congress.

5.) Report of the Committee for State Security of the Soviet Union (KGB).

6.) Report of the State Committee for Management of State Property of the USSR.

7.) Guidelines for the Economic and Social Development of the USSR for 2026-2030 and for the Period Ending in 2050.

8.) Elections of the party organs:

- Central Committee of the 35th Congress.
- Secretariat of the Central Committee of the 35th Congress.
- Central Auditing Commission of the 35th Congress
.

9.) Adoption and Issuance of the Fourth Program of the CPSU.

On 7 November 2026, the delegates of the 35th Congress of the Communist Party of the Soviet Union will participate in the annual Parade in Honour of the Day of the Great October Socialist Revolution on Red Square, by marching immediately following the massed bands, and immediately prior to the civil parade and workers' demonstration in Red Square. Delegates will march in columns, representing each of their respective Soviet Socialist Republic. A flag bearer from the Colour Gurards of the Moscow Higher Combined Arms Command School "Supreme Soviet of the RSFSR" (MVOKU) will march a few paces in front of each column of CPSU delegates, bearing the flag of each column's respective Soviet Republic.

- S.M. MIRZIYOYEV
Chairman of the Presidium of the Supreme Soviet of the USSR.
Chairman of the Council of Defense of the USSR.
General Secretary of the Central Committee of the CPSU.
Chairman of the Secretariat of the Central Committee of the CPSU.
Chairman of the Political Bureau of the Central Committee of the CPSU.

☆☆☆☆☆

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Communist

Chornobyl anomaly-zone Monolith wrote: ✂️ snurp ✂️

No one word posts on the RMB Allowed or the message will be suppressed

Finally I’m back after NS went down

Oh no i chose the option where people will be surveyed on their perferred policies and experts will be assign without democracy and all my democracy are gone

Iceagea wrote:Reparations to whom? Brazil? Is portugal doing economically well enough that it can afford to do so?

Brazil and all ex-colonies, such as Angola, Mozambique, etc.
but Portugal is going through an economic crisis and a corruption scandal, so I don't think it would have the capacity for that.

Nardin wrote:…but much more appetizing than pineapple.

That’s not the kind of hatred NS is recovered for

Einswenn wrote:That’s not the kind of hatred NS is recovered for

I will forever live and die on this hill 😤

man what with the outage and maybe some time before that I feel like it's been forever since hearing from you, nice to see ya hope you're doing well :3
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