The Democratic States of Zombodice is a gargantuan, environmentally stunning nation, ruled by Zombo with an even hand, and renowned for its otherworldly petting zoo, ban on automobiles, and national health service. The compassionate, cheerful population of 30.241 billion Zombodiceans are fiercely patriotic and enjoy great social equality; they tend to view other, more capitalist countries as somewhat immoral and corrupt.

The relatively small, socially-minded government juggles the competing demands of Education, Administration, and Healthcare. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Gaia. The average income tax rate is 22.3%, but much higher for the wealthy.

The frighteningly efficient Zombodicean economy, worth a remarkable 7,712 trillion Gaia Credits a year, is quite specialized and led by the Tourism industry, with major contributions from Information Technology and Book Publishing. State-owned companies are common. Average income is an amazing 255,030 Gaia Credits, and distributed extremely evenly, with little difference between the richest and poorest citizens.

Zombodiceans firmly believe that their heroes never farted or popped their pimples, the most recent election was a close race between Zombo and Zombo, pillows outnumber picket signs at most workers rallies, and petting zoos have loose fingers strewn about. Crime is totally unknown. Zombodice's national animal is the Gray Wolf, which frolics freely in the nation's many lush forests, and its national religion is The Powerful Zombo.

Zombodice is ranked 459^th in the world and 10^th in Lazarus for Largest Publishing Industry, scoring 54,011.74 on the Bella Potter Productivity e-Index.