The Impending Doom of Zombie Penguins is a titanic, socially progressive nation, ruled by Lone Survivor with a fair hand, and notable for its daily referendums, public floggings, and irreverence towards religion. The hard-nosed, hard-working, democratic, humorless population of 22.133 billion Penguins live in a state of perpetual fear, as a complete breakdown of social order has led to the rise of order through biker gangs.

The minute, corrupt, liberal, pro-business, outspoken government, or what there is of one, is primarily concerned with Industry, although Defense is also considered important, while Law & Order and Education receive no funds. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Old Abandoned Zoo. Income tax is unheard of.

The frighteningly efficient Zombie Penguinsian economy, worth an astonishing 12,406 trillion Brains a year, is driven almost entirely by the private sector, which is broadly diversified and led by the Arms Manufacturing industry, with major contributions from Retail, Gambling, and Soda Sales. Average income is a breathtaking 560,564 Brains, but there is a vast disparity between incomes, with the richest 10% of citizens earning 5,228,331 per year while the poor average 5,324, a ratio of 981 to 1.

Emergency responders spend more time in the air than giving air, the attempt to control the weather has ended in environmental disaster, most people think algebra is something a mermaid wears, and the government throws money at problems when in a jam. Crime, especially youth-related, is so common that it is unusual to encounter someone following the law, perhaps because of the country's complete lack of prisons. Zombie Penguins's national animal is the Fish, which is also the nation's favorite main course, and its national religion is Aaaahhhh.

Zombie Penguins is ranked 15,956^th in the world and 8^th in The Bar on the corner of every region for Largest Populations, with 22.1 billion capita.