The Federalists state of Zbobistan is a colossal, efficient nation, ruled by Horten Yamacovhic with an even hand, and renowned for its free-roaming dinosaurs, enslaved workforce, and complete lack of prisons. The hard-working population of 7.786 billion Zakistanis are either ruled by a sleek, efficient government or a conglomerate of multinational corporations; it's difficult to tell which.

The medium-sized, corrupt, pro-business government juggles the competing demands of Education, Industry, and Administration. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Karbad. Citizens pay a flat income tax of 42.8%.

The frighteningly efficient Zbobistanian economy, worth a remarkable 1,341 trillion dollars a year, is broadly diversified and led by the Tourism industry, with major contributions from Retail, Information Technology, and Book Publishing. Black market activity is notable. Average income is an impressive 172,347 dollars, but there is a vast disparity between incomes, with the richest 10% of citizens earning 1,226,598 per year while the poor average 8,002, a ratio of 153 to 1.

Employers may fire workers without giving any reason, the latest Harry Potter book is a bestseller, passengers often cause a stink on public transport, and from the highest mountain to the deepest cave - one can always count on finding a good cell signal in Zbobistan. Crime, especially youth-related, is totally unknown, thanks to a capable police force and progressive social policies in education and welfare. Zbobistan's national animal is the morbin, which is also the nation's favorite main course.

Zbobistan is ranked 40,422^nd in the world and 46^th in KAISERREICH for Most Beautiful Environments, with 742.87 pounds of wildlife per square mile.