The Kingdom of Zapolina is a colossal, cultured nation, ruled by Srđan Vasiljević with an iron fist, and remarkable for its avowedly heterosexual populace, sprawling nuclear power plants, and zero percent divorce rate. The hard-nosed, cynical, devout population of 5.763 billion Zapolinians are kept under strict control by the oppressive government, which measures its success by the nation's GDP and refers to individual citizens as "human resources."

The large, corrupt, moralistic, well-organized government prioritizes Defense, with Law & Order, Education, and Administration also on the agenda. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Vukovar. The average income tax rate is 78.2%, and even higher for the wealthy.

The all-consuming Zapolinan economy, worth 737 trillion Dinars a year, is broadly diversified and led by the Arms Manufacturing industry, with significant contributions from Beef-Based Agriculture, Furniture Restoration, and Book Publishing. Average income is an impressive 127,960 Dinars, and evenly distributed, with the richest citizens earning only 3.0 times as much as the poorest.

Surgical tape has taken on a distinctly red color, the military maintains a fierce arsenal of 'Cure Missiles', all roads lead to Vukovar, and funeral directors are frequently looking at their watches during funerals. Crime, especially youth-related, is totally unknown, thanks to a well-funded police force and progressive social policies in education and welfare. Zapolina's national animal is the Eagle, which soars majestically through the nation's famously clear skies, and its national religion is Orthodox Christianity.

Zapolina is ranked 55,378^th in the world and 24^th in Geopolity for Most Scientifically Advanced, scoring 135.28 on the Kurzweil Singularity Index.