| Population | 4.164 billion |
| Capital | Yodle City |
| Leader | Emperor Wuff |
| Faith | Orthodox Yodlism |
| Currency | Gold Coin |
| Animal | Zombie |
The Holy Blue Zombie of Yodle 67 is a colossal, environmentally stunning nation, ruled by Emperor Wuff with an iron fist, and renowned for its frequent executions, ubiquitous missile silos, and keen interest in outer space. The cynical population of 4.164 billion Yodle 67ians are ruled without fear or favor by a psychotic dictator, who outlaws just about everything and refers to the populace as "my little playthings."
The large, moralistic, well-organized government juggles the competing demands of Defense, Law & Order, and Administration. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Yodle City. The average income tax rate is 49.9%.
The Yodle 67ian economy, worth 187 trillion Gold Coins a year, is quite specialized and led by the Arms Manufacturing industry, with major contributions from Information Technology, Woodchip Exports, and Automobile Manufacturing. Black market activity is notable. State-owned companies are common. Average income is 45,117 Gold Coins, and evenly distributed, with the richest citizens earning only 3.3 times as much as the poorest.
Golden statues of Zombies line the memorial avenues of the Funerary District, Emperor Wuff's family members carry literal get-out-of-jail-free cards, high school bands practice by moonlight, and inter-species marriages are ignored by the government. Crime, especially youth-related, is totally unknown, thanks to a very well-funded police force and progressive social policies in education and welfare. Yodle 67's national animal is the Zombie, which frolics freely in the nation's many lush forests, and its national religion is Orthodox Yodlism.
Yodle 67 is ranked 75,705th in the world and 3rd in Solidarity With The Raided for Most Scientifically Advanced, scoring 127 on the Kurzweil Singularity Index.
National Happenings
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Yodle 67, inter-species marriages are ignored by the government.
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Yodle 67, high school bands practice by moonlight.
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Yodle 67, Emperor Wuff's family members carry literal get-out-of-jail-free cards.
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Yodle 67, golden statues of Zombies line the memorial avenues of the Funerary District.
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Yodle 67, thorough preparation of street foods defeats the purpose of really fast food.
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Yodle 67, 13-year-old internet trolls are treated as a threat on par with terrorists.
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Yodle 67, bowling teams spend more time looking at their phones than the pins.
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Yodle 67, colonial citizens are forced to sing the praise of the "Great Yodle 67ian Liberator".
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Yodle 67, calling dibs is an unalienable right.
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Yodle 67, young girls aren't having a ball but they are enjoying themselves.



















