The Democratic Republic of Eyernawk is a colossal, safe nation, ruled by Eyernuwi with an even hand, and remarkable for its pith helmet sales, sprawling nuclear power plants, and absence of drug laws. The compassionate, cheerful population of 9.669 billion Eyernawkians have some civil rights, but not too many, enjoy the freedom to spend their money however they like, to a point, and take part in free and open elections, although not too often.

The relatively small, corrupt government juggles the competing demands of Administration, Education, and Industry. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Nawk Eyer. The average income tax rate is 28.1%, but much higher for the wealthy.

The frighteningly efficient Eyernawkian economy, worth a remarkable 3,011 trillion dollars a year, is driven entirely by a combination of government and state-owned industry, with private enterprise illegal. The industrial sector, which is fairly diversified, is led by the Information Technology industry, with major contributions from Tourism, Book Publishing, and Arms Manufacturing. Average income is an amazing 311,446 dollars, and distributed extremely evenly, with little difference between the richest and poorest citizens.

The nation's black ops are starting to get on people's nerves, cassocked priests and choirboys believe that what happens behind closed doors stays behind closed doors, a suspicious number of male students have joined the Ladies' Wrestling League, and criminal rehabilitation takes place in re-education centers. Crime is totally unknown. Eyernawk's national animal is the swan, which is also the nation's favorite main course, and its national religion is Nawkeyen.

Eyernawk is ranked 112,636^th in the world and 1,526^th in the Pacific for Largest Gambling Industry, scoring 1,351.19 on the Kelly Criterion Productivity Index.