The Community of XKI Dispatch Center is a titanic, efficient nation, ruled by Minister of Education with a fair hand, and renowned for its burgeoning penguin-ostrich hybrid ghoul population. The hard-working, democratic population of 12.99 billion Islanders live in a state of perpetual fear, as a complete breakdown of social order has led to the rise of order through biker gangs.

The tiny, outspoken government juggles the competing demands of Defense, Healthcare, and Welfare. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Taco Island. Citizens pay a flat income tax of 8.4%.

The strong Islandic economy, worth 682 trillion tacoes a year, is led by the Furniture Restoration industry, with major contributions from Retail, Tourism, and Door-to-door Insurance Sales. Average income is 52,522 tacoes, with the richest citizens earning 8.7 times as much as the poorest.

Group hugs break out during floor votes, the government has declined to declare any particular religion as its 'official' one, the Federal Council of XKI Dispatch Center has been announced as the new Head of State, and XKI Dispatch Center recently decided against having a capital city. Crime is a problem, with the police force struggling against a lack of funding and a high mortality rate. XKI Dispatch Center's national animal is the penguin-ostrich hybrid ghoul and its national religion is Tilapia-ism.

XKI Dispatch Center is ranked 110,520^th in the world and 252^nd in 10000 Islands for Most Compassionate Citizens, scoring 43.68 on the Kitten Softness Rating.