The Democracy of Xarxaraalandia is a colossal, cultured nation, ruled by Bulus Vassilis antoiou with an even hand, and notable for its museums and concert halls, ritual sacrifices, and absence of drug laws. The hard-nosed, hard-working population of 5.086 billion Xarxaraalandians have some civil rights, but not too many, enjoy the freedom to spend their money however they like, to a point, and take part in free and open elections, although not too often.

The medium-sized, corrupt government juggles the competing demands of Education, Industry, and Administration. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Lawrence. The average income tax rate is 63.8%, and even higher for the wealthy.

The frighteningly efficient Xarxaraalandian economy, worth 522 trillion Glehnars a year, is driven entirely by a combination of government and state-owned industry, with private enterprise illegal. However, for those in the know, there is a large, well-organized black market in Arms Manufacturing, Information Technology, Basket Weaving, and Book Publishing. The private sector mostly consists of enterprising ten-year-olds selling lemonade on the sidewalk, but the government is looking at stamping this out. Average income is an impressive 102,746 Glehnars, and evenly distributed, with the richest citizens earning only 2.5 times as much as the poorest.

Wrongful arrests abound as 'criminals' blame the guy next to them, government-funded marriage counseling is showing very limited success, residential tower blocks are surrounded by warrens of concrete tunnels, and there's an aura of pseudoscience around academia. Crime, especially youth-related, is totally unknown, thanks to a capable police force and progressive social policies in education and welfare. Xarxaraalandia's national animal is the Two headed Sheep, which teeters on the brink of extinction due to widespread deforestation, and its national religion is Xesoty.

Xarxaraalandia is ranked 69,664^th in the world and 1,326^th in the South Pacific for Most Corrupt Governments, with 26.11 kickbacks per hour.