The Empire of Xalmena is a huge, efficient nation, notable for its barren, inhospitable landscape, frequent executions, and pith helmet sales. The hard-nosed, hard-working, cynical, devout population of 504 million Xalmenans are ruled with an iron fist by the corrupt, dictatorship government, which oppresses anyone who isn't on the board of a Fortune 500 company. Large corporations tend to be above the law, and use their financial clout to gain ever-increasing government benefits at the expense of the poor and unemployed.

The medium-sized, corrupt, well-organized government prioritizes Defense, with Administration, Law & Order, and Industry also on the agenda, while International Aid receives no funds. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of New halmaton city. Citizens pay a flat income tax of 26.0%.

The frighteningly efficient Xalmenan economy, worth 49.8 trillion united credits of xalmena a year, is broadly diversified and dominated by the Arms Manufacturing industry, with significant contributions from Information Technology, Door-to-door Insurance Sales, and Woodchip Exports. Average income is 98,746 united credits of xalmena, but there is a large disparity between incomes, with the richest 10% of citizens earning 415,481 per year while the poor average 15,229, a ratio of 27.3 to 1.

City rooftops are pockmarked with the shattered remains of high velocity delivery drones, one-stop superstores divide and conquer family businesses, people who have had childhood imaginary friends are told they can't ever be trusted with guns, and Xalmenans have become death, the destroyer of worlds. Crime, especially youth-related, is totally unknown, thanks to a capable police force and progressive social policies in education and welfare. Xalmena's national animal is the great wolf, which teeters on the brink of extinction due to widespread deforestation.

Xalmena is ranked 270,993^rd in the world and 12^th in Illuminati Empire for Largest Populations, with 504 million capita.