The Commonwealth of Wykukaro is a gargantuan, environmentally stunning nation, renowned for its zero percent divorce rate, smutty television, and free-roaming dinosaurs. The hard-nosed, cynical, humorless population of 16.633 billion Wykukaroans are ruled with an iron fist by the dictatorship government, which ensures that no-one outside the party gets too rich. In their personal lives, however, citizens are relatively unoppressed; it remains to be seen whether this is because the government genuinely cares about its people, or if it hasn't gotten around to stamping out civil rights yet.

The enormous, corrupt, well-organized government juggles the competing demands of Law & Order, Administration, and Industry. The average income tax rate is 90.4%, and even higher for the wealthy.

The frighteningly efficient Wykukaroan economy, worth a remarkable 1,957 trillion Toliyes a year, is quite specialized and led by the Retail industry, with major contributions from Arms Manufacturing, Uranium Mining, and Woodchip Exports. Black market activity is rampant. State-owned companies are reasonably common. Average income is an impressive 117,712 Toliyes, and evenly distributed, with the richest citizens earning only 2.6 times as much as the poorest.

School history books often refer to Leader as "that imperialist pig dog", women don't report crimes to the emergency services for fear of being arrested, the government is purchasing vast amounts of palm oil for plastics production, and sleeping on the job is recommended. Crime, especially youth-related, is totally unknown, thanks to the all-pervasive police force and progressive social policies in education and welfare. Wykukaro's national animal is the jaguar, which is also the nation's favorite main course, and its national religion is Violetism.

Wykukaro is ranked 222,608^th in the world and 1^st in Ascenthia for Most Primitive, scoring -98.65 on the Scary Big Number Scale.