The Metzxican Statistics of Worsia is a gargantuan, genial nation, ruled by Lothair Dubois with an iron fist, and renowned for its museums and concert halls, vat-grown people, and prohibition of alcohol. The compassionate, hard-working, cynical, humorless population of 16.31 billion Metzxicans are ruled by a mostly-benevolent dictator, who grants the populace the freedom to live their own lives but watches carefully for anyone to slip up.

The large, corrupt, well-organized government prioritizes Education, with Industry, Healthcare, and Administration also on the agenda, while Spirituality receives no funds. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Metzxico's Valley. The average income tax rate is 95.6%.

The frighteningly efficient Metzxican economy, worth a remarkable 3,157 trillion exponential functions a year, is driven entirely by a combination of government and state-owned industry, with private enterprise illegal. The industrial sector, which is quite specialized, is mostly made up of the Information Technology industry, with significant contributions from Book Publishing and Retail. Average income is an impressive 193,570 exponential functions, and evenly distributed, with the richest citizens earning only 2.4 times as much as the poorest.

Excited shovel-bearing geeks wander the countryside, Worsia's heavy congestion charges are the bane of motorists' lives, heated town halls quickly descend into shootouts between politicians and their constituents, and the jackhammer is considered a tool of artistic criticism. Crime is totally unknown, thanks to a capable police force and progressive social policies in education and welfare. Worsia's national animal is the eagle, which is also the nation's favorite main course.

Worsia is ranked 10,856^th in the world and 16^th in Union Mundial for Lowest Crime Rates, with 99.52 law-abiding acts per hour.