The Kingdom of Womble 3812 is a colossal, socially progressive nation, notable for its absence of drug laws and spontaneously combusting cars. The hard-working, democratic population of 8.934 billion Womble 3812ians live in a state of perpetual fear, as a complete breakdown of social order has led to the rise of order through biker gangs.

The tiny, liberal, pro-business, outspoken government prioritizes Defense, although Healthcare, Welfare, and Education are also considered important, while International Aid and Spirituality aren't funded at all. Citizens pay a flat income tax of 7.4%.

The strong Womble 3812ian economy, worth 347 trillion lire a year, is driven almost entirely by the private sector, which is quite specialized and dominated by the Trout Farming industry, with significant contributions from Pizza Delivery, Retail, and Cheese Exports. Average income is 38,882 lire, but there is a vast disparity between incomes, with the richest 10% of citizens earning 250,598 per year while the poor average 2,437, a ratio of 102 to 1.

Crime is a serious problem, with the police force struggling against a lack of funding and a high mortality rate. Womble 3812's national animal is the dove.

Womble 3812 is ranked 64,280^th in the world and 5,511^th in Chicken overlords for Most Primitive, scoring 43.01 on the Scary Big Number Scale.