The Great Pack State of Wolfs Brigade is a mammoth, efficient nation, ruled by Apuat Wēpwawet with a fair hand, and renowned for its smutty television, multi-spousal wedding ceremonies, and state-planned economy. The compassionate, hard-working, democratic population of 8.702 billion Lycans enjoy a sensible mix of personal and economic freedoms, while the political process is open and the people's right to vote held sacrosanct.

The medium-sized, outspoken government is effectively ruled by the Department of Industry, with Healthcare, Environment, and Welfare also on the agenda, while Spirituality is ignored. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Æstminster. The average income tax rate is 57.7%, and even higher for the wealthy.

The frighteningly efficient Howlish economy, worth a remarkable 1,326 trillion Ꞓlaws a year, is driven entirely by a combination of government and state-owned industry, with private enterprise illegal. However, for those in the know, there is a slick, highly efficient, broadly diversified black market in Tourism, Information Technology, Retail, and Gambling. The private sector mostly consists of enterprising ten-year-olds selling lemonade on the sidewalk, but the government is looking at stamping this out. Average income is an impressive 152,482 Ꞓlaws, and evenly distributed, with the richest citizens earning only 2.0 times as much as the poorest.

The nation grinds to a halt on the anniversary of every marginally noteworthy event, unpopular cops are fired at a moment's notice by the citizens they police, popular cartoon characters frequently appear in government-sponsored PSAs reminding students to say no to drugs, and kissing cousins produce the heartiest babies. Crime, especially youth-related, is totally unknown. Wolfs Brigade's national animal is the Fenrisyn, which frolics freely in the nation's many lush forests, and its national religion is Lycatholic.

Wolfs Brigade is ranked 19,934^th in the world and 12^th in The Kingdom of Great Britain for Most Eco-Friendly Governments, scoring 3,349.34 on the Dolphin Recycling Awareness Index.