
| Population | 7.144 billion |
| Capital | Bendersburg |
| Leader | Kellen Bender |
| Faith | Benderanity |
| Currency | bendertopian dollar |
| Animal | Wolf |
The Empire of Bendertopia is a mammoth, environmentally stunning nation, ruled by Kellen Bender with an iron fist, and notable for its museums and concert halls, complete lack of prisons, and punitive income tax rates. The hard-nosed, cynical, devout population of 7.144 billion Bendertopians are kept under strict control by the oppressive government, which measures its success by the nation's GDP and refers to individual citizens as "human resources."
The large, corrupt government juggles the competing demands of Defense, Law & Order, and Administration. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Bendersburg. The average income tax rate is 78.7%, and even higher for the wealthy.
The frighteningly efficient Bendertopian economy, worth a remarkable 1,084 trillion bendertopian dollars a year, is broadly diversified and led by the Arms Manufacturing industry, with major contributions from Information Technology, Book Publishing, and Beef-Based Agriculture. Black market activity is frequent. State-owned companies are reasonably common. Average income is an impressive 151,841 bendertopian dollars, and evenly distributed, with the richest citizens earning only 2.1 times as much as the poorest.
Dissing one's former country is a prerequisite to apply for Bendertopian citizenship, corrupt Party bureaucrats are being voted out of office in overwhelming numbers, the most penniless demographics have by far the highest number of researchers per capita, and preschoolers outnumber veteran politicians in government. Crime, especially youth-related, is totally unknown, thanks to a well-funded police force and progressive social policies in education and welfare. Bendertopia's national animal is the Wolf, which is also the nation's favorite main course, and its national religion is Benderanity.
Bendertopia is ranked 25,020th in the world and 17th in The Kingdom of Great Britain for Highest Average Incomes, with 151,841.05 Standard Monetary Units.
Endorsements Received: None.
National Happenings
Most Recent Government Activity:
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Bendertopia was ranked in the Top 5% of the world for Highest Poor Incomes.
- : Following new legislation in
Bendertopia, preschoolers outnumber veteran politicians in government.
- : Following new legislation in
Bendertopia, the most penniless demographics have by far the highest number of researchers per capita.
- : Following new legislation in
Bendertopia, corrupt Party bureaucrats are being voted out of office in overwhelming numbers.
- : Following new legislation in
Bendertopia, dissing one's former country is a prerequisite to apply for Bendertopian citizenship.
- : Following new legislation in
Bendertopia, the government has ended partisanship by ending elections.
- : Following new legislation in
Bendertopia, oilmen are in the business of greasing people's palms.
- : Following new legislation in
Bendertopia, graffiti is done with immaculate multi-layer shading.
- : Following new legislation in
Bendertopia, children make Bendertopia drive 'round.
- : Following new legislation in
Bendertopia, short shrift is being given to applications for political asylum from illegal immigrants.














































