The United Commonwealth of Wisea is a titanic, genial nation, ruled by Harry Hill with an even hand, and remarkable for its ubiquitous missile silos, free-roaming dinosaurs, and pith helmet sales. The compassionate, hard-working, cheerful, devout population of 16.467 billion Wiseans enjoy extensive civil freedoms, particularly in social issues, while business tends to be more regulated.

The enormous, corrupt, liberal government juggles the competing demands of Administration, Education, and Industry. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Leitopolis. The income tax rate is 100%.

The frighteningly efficient Wisean economy, worth a remarkable 5,343 trillion ints a year, is quite specialized and mostly made up of the Information Technology industry, with significant contributions from Tourism and Book Publishing. Average income is an amazing 324,498 ints, and distributed extremely evenly, with little difference between the richest and poorest citizens.

Airplane passengers who purchase "basic economy" tickets are often assigned seats in the lavatory, repurposed warships fire swag at company promotional events, the Ministry of Health has reported a sharp increase in the incidence of delayed menopause, and CEOs and corporate executives are frequently found striking for better stock options. Crime is totally unknown, thanks to a capable police force and progressive social policies in education and welfare. Wisea's national animal is the wolf, which is also the nation's favorite main course, and its national religion is Astralism.

Wisea is ranked 985^th in the world and 1^st in Omck for Smartest Citizens, with 263.17 quips per hour.