The Free Imperial City of Wildflecken is a gargantuan, genial nation, ruled by Baron Erwin von Kriegsheim with an even hand, and remarkable for its compulsory military service. The compassionate, devout population of 11.058 billion Wildfleckeners have some civil rights, but not too many, enjoy the freedom to spend their money however they like, to a point, and take part in free and open elections, although not too often.

The medium-sized government juggles the competing demands of Education, Law & Order, and Spirituality. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Wildflecken. The average income tax rate is 38.6%, but much higher for the wealthy.

The Wildfleckener economy, worth 503 trillion Reichsmarks a year, is broadly diversified and led by the Cheese Exports industry, with major contributions from Tourism, Beef-Based Agriculture, and Pizza Delivery. State-owned companies are common. Average income is 45,553 Reichsmarks, and evenly distributed, with the richest citizens earning only 2.5 times as much as the poorest.

The army's use of chemical weapons leaves a bad taste in the mouth, biology and religious education classes have recently been merged, the tightness of border controls in Wildflecken leave a little to be desired, and advertisers are struggling to make water sound cool to a twitchy public. Crime, especially youth-related, is totally unknown, thanks to a well-funded police force and progressive social policies in education and welfare. Wildflecken's national animal is the dragon, which soars majestically through the nation's famously clear skies, and its national religion is Wotanism.

Wildflecken is ranked 162,763^rd in the world and 10^th in The Reich for Most Primitive, scoring -60.99 on the Scary Big Number Scale.