The Equilitic Province of Whitewolfe is a gargantuan, efficient nation, ruled by Noah Fentz with a fair hand, and notable for its multi-spousal wedding ceremonies, keen interest in outer space, and complete absence of social welfare. The hard-nosed, hard-working, democratic population of 33.241 billion Whitewolfeans enjoy a sensible mix of personal and economic freedoms, while the political process is open and the people's right to vote held sacrosanct.

The minute government, or what there is of one, juggles the competing demands of Education, Industry, and Healthcare. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Paradise. The average income tax rate is 5.1%, but much higher for the wealthy.

The frighteningly efficient Whitewolfean economy, worth a remarkable 3,095 trillion gold sovereigns a year, is driven almost entirely by the private sector, which is broadly diversified and led by the Uranium Mining industry, with major contributions from Automobile Manufacturing, Book Publishing, and Information Technology. Average income is 93,127 gold sovereigns, and evenly distributed, with the richest citizens earning only 2.9 times as much as the poorest.

Whitewolfe has designated Paradise as its capital city, the government's official stance on religion is that it is so very silly, Noah Fentz has just been declared ruler of Whitewolfe in an international press conference, and all footpaths have tollbooths. Crime, especially youth-related, is relatively low. Whitewolfe's national animal is the white wolf, which teeters on the brink of extinction due to widespread deforestation, and its national religion is Atheism.

Whitewolfe is ranked 6,900^th in the world and 4^th in Equilism for Largest Pizza Delivery Sector, scoring 6,375.67 on the Pepperoni Propulsion Productivity Index.