The Protectorate of West Indies Company is a gargantuan, safe nation, renowned for its compulsory military service and complete absence of social welfare. The cynical population of 20.585 billion West Indies Companyians are ruled with an iron fist by the dictatorship government, which ensures that no-one outside the party gets too rich. In their personal lives, however, citizens are relatively unoppressed; it remains to be seen whether this is because the government genuinely cares about its people, or if it hasn't gotten around to stamping out civil rights yet.

The large, socially-minded, well-organized government prioritizes Law & Order, although Defense, Environment, and Social Policy are also considered important, while Welfare is ignored. The average income tax rate is 39.0%, but much higher for the wealthy.

The large but underdeveloped West Indies Companyian economy, worth 442 trillion Western Pucks a year, is quite specialized and led by the Beef-Based Agriculture industry, with major contributions from Pizza Delivery, Information Technology, and Book Publishing. Black market activity is notable. State-owned companies are common. Average income is 21,472 Western Pucks, and distributed extremely evenly, with little difference between the richest and poorest citizens.

Citizens can be frequently spotted going about their business stark naked, the government is reining in public spending, voting is voluntary, and gambling is outlawed. Crime, especially youth-related, is almost non-existent, thanks to the all-pervasive police force. West Indies Company's national animal is the White Tiger.

West Indies Company is ranked 93,225^th in the world and 1,019^th in the West Pacific for Most Corrupt Governments, with 15.49 kickbacks per hour.