Population | 14.519 billion |
Capital | Haifa |
Currency | Green Shekel |
Animal | cat |
The Federal Republic of West green Israel is a gargantuan, environmentally stunning nation, notable for its anti-smoking policies, punitive income tax rates, and stringent health and safety legislation. The compassionate, democratic, cheerful population of 14.519 billion West green Israelians love a good election, and the government gives them plenty of them. Universities tend to be full of students debating the merits of various civil and political rights, while businesses are tightly regulated and the wealthy viewed with suspicion.
The enormous, socially-minded, outspoken government juggles the competing demands of Education, Administration, and Environment. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Haifa. The income tax rate is 100%.
The frighteningly efficient West green Israelian economy, worth a remarkable 6,094 trillion Green Shekels a year, is driven entirely by a combination of government and state-owned industry, with private enterprise illegal. The industrial sector, which is highly specialized, is mostly made up of the Information Technology industry, with significant contributions from Book Publishing. Average income is an amazing 419,790 Green Shekels, and distributed extremely evenly, with practically no difference between the richest and poorest citizens.
Truancy is as easy as clicking a camera icon, the dessert 'Death by Chocolate' isn't the most lethal dish on the menu, election results are often delayed for weeks to count the expat votes, and sniffer dogs check train passengers for body odour. Crime, especially youth-related, is totally unknown. West green Israel's national animal is the cat, which frolics freely in the nation's many lush forests.
West green Israel is ranked 52nd in the world and 2nd in the South Pacific for Highest Food Quality, scoring 677.11 on the Meeshlin-Starr Index.
National Happenings
Most Recent Government Activity:
- : Following new legislation in West green Israel, sniffer dogs check train passengers for body odour.
- : Following new legislation in West green Israel, election results are often delayed for weeks to count the expat votes.
- : Following new legislation in West green Israel, the dessert 'Death by Chocolate' isn't the most lethal dish on the menu.
- : Following new legislation in West green Israel, truancy is as easy as clicking a camera icon.
- : Following new legislation in West green Israel, farting etiquette is taught in schools.
- : Following new legislation in West green Israel, rebuilding efforts for a recently destroyed cathedral aren't expected to be completed for another century.
- : Following new legislation in West green Israel, West Green Israelian Standard Vodka is the only drink that bars stock.
- : Following new legislation in West green Israel, newly synthesized elements' half-lives are a million times shorter than the time it takes to say their names.
- : Following new legislation in West green Israel, the Ministry of Health has reported a sharp increase in the incidence of delayed menopause.
- : Following new legislation in West green Israel, the West green Israelian Intelligence Agency relies on internet search engines to know what is happening overseas.