The Holy Federal Republic of Wesian is a colossal, environmentally stunning nation, ruled by Demio Norensono with a fair hand, and notable for its strictly enforced bedtime, keen interest in outer space, and restrictive gun laws. The hard-nosed, democratic, humorless, devout population of 3.233 billion Wesianians enjoy great social freedoms and frequent elections, where the majority of the populace regularly votes to increase its benefits at the expense of various hapless minorities.

The large, corrupt, moralistic, socially-minded government juggles the competing demands of Defense, Administration, and Education. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Viremont. The average income tax rate is 91.5%, and even higher for the wealthy.

The frighteningly efficient Wesianian economy, worth 476 trillion guilders a year, is driven entirely by a combination of government and state-owned industry, with private enterprise illegal. The industrial sector, which is fairly diversified, is led by the Arms Manufacturing industry, with significant contributions from Information Technology, Beef-Based Agriculture, and Furniture Restoration. Average income is an impressive 147,438 guilders, and distributed extremely evenly, with practically no difference between the richest and poorest citizens.

Clerics remind orphans of their parents' wickedness, up to 40% of voters can finally read the issues they're deciding on, the nation has declared its intention to "stretch out", and shoppers carry protractors to verify their produce. Crime, especially youth-related, is totally unknown, thanks to a well-funded police force and progressive social policies in education and welfare. Wesian's national animal is the panther, which frolics freely in the nation's many lush forests, and its national religion is Christian Communism.

Wesian is ranked 84,427^th in the world and 121^st in Federation Of Sovereign States for Largest Trout Fishing Sector, scoring 3,437.76 on the Nemo Depletion Efficiency Index.