The Republic of Poseidonland is a colossal, efficient nation, notable for its free-roaming dinosaurs, punitive income tax rates, and stringent health and safety legislation. The compassionate, cynical, humorless, devout population of 2.723 billion Poseidonlandians are ruled without fear or favor by a psychotic dictator, who outlaws just about everything and refers to the populace as "my little playthings."

The medium-sized, corrupt government juggles the competing demands of Law & Order, Defense, and Administration. Citizens pay a flat income tax of 75.0%.

The frighteningly efficient Poseidonlandian economy, worth 380 trillion Sea Dollars a year, is fairly diversified and led by the Arms Manufacturing industry, with major contributions from Information Technology, Beef-Based Agriculture, and Basket Weaving. State-owned companies are common. Average income is an impressive 139,883 Sea Dollars, but there is a significant disparity between incomes, with the richest 10% of citizens earning 432,581 per year while the poor average 34,874, a ratio of 12.4 to 1.

Prisons are filled with the cackles and sobs of a deranged inmate population, only toddlers and the elderly watch television before 23:00, nobody draws smiley faces on receipts anymore, and a positive pregnancy test doubles as a visa. Crime, especially youth-related, is totally unknown, thanks to a well-funded police force and progressive social policies in education and welfare. Poseidonland's national animal is the swan, which is also the nation's favorite main course.

Poseidonland is ranked 45,803^rd in the world and 49^th in Federation Of Sovereign States for Most Scientifically Advanced, scoring 193.76 on the Kurzweil Singularity Index.