The Guardian of Order of Well-Reasoned is a gargantuan, orderly nation, remarkable for its irreverence towards religion. The hard-nosed, hard-working, cynical population of 12.311 billion Well-Reasonedians enjoy great individual freedoms in everything except elections, which, where they exist at all, are populist shams for a dictatorship government that has no intention of ever giving up power.

The tiny government juggles the competing demands of Welfare, Healthcare, and Education. Citizens pay a flat income tax of 7.3%.

The strong Well-Reasonedian economy, worth 652 trillion rubles a year, is driven almost entirely by the private sector, which is broadly diversified and led by the Book Publishing industry, with major contributions from Soda Sales, Woodchip Exports, and Gambling. Average income is 53,033 rubles, but there is a significant disparity between incomes, with the richest 10% of citizens earning 173,918 per year while the poor average 12,136, a ratio of 14.3 to 1.

Scientists regularly clone human beings for research purposes, exports of chewing gum are inexplicably falling, TV shows must meet strict ethnicity quotas, and Well-Reasoned has designated Well-Reasoned City as its capital city. Crime is a problem, with the police force struggling against a lack of funding and a high mortality rate. Well-Reasoned's national animal is the fox.

Well-Reasoned is ranked 53,130^th in the world and 1^st in Carthage for Largest Publishing Industry, scoring 5,272.97 on the Bella Potter Productivity e-Index.