The Unified Kingdoms of Warkus is a titanic, cultured nation, ruled by Queen Eirian Protheroe with a fair hand, and remarkable for its keen interest in outer space, ban on automobiles, and rampant corporate plagiarism. The compassionate, democratic population of 13.8 billion Warkusians are free to do what they want with their own bodies, and vote for whomever they like in elections; if they go into business, however, they are regulated to within an inch of their lives.

The enormous, liberal, socially-minded government prioritizes Education, with Administration, Environment, and Healthcare also on the agenda, while Defense and Spirituality aren't funded at all. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Nyareth Newydd. The income tax rate is 100%.

The frighteningly efficient Warkusian economy, worth a remarkable 2,672 trillion Warks a year, is driven entirely by a combination of government and state-owned industry, with private enterprise illegal. The industrial sector, which is highly specialized, is mostly made up of the Information Technology industry, with significant contributions from Book Publishing and Beef-Based Agriculture. Average income is an impressive 193,646 Warks, and distributed extremely evenly, with practically no difference between the richest and poorest citizens.

Modelling agencies send their clients to work in nursing homes, advertisements for jobs in the sciences run in fashion magazines, legislators work 24/7 due to an influx of single-issue bills, and hypochondriacs demand treatment for genetic disorders they don't have. Crime is totally unknown, thanks to a well-funded police force and progressive social policies in education and welfare. Warkus's national animal is the Dove, which soars majestically through the nation's famously clear skies, and its national religion is idk.

Warkus is ranked 330,119^th in the world and 54^th in Anaia for Largest Pizza Delivery Sector, scoring -24.8 on the Pepperoni Propulsion Productivity Index.