The Republic of Wall of Cake is a massive, pleasant nation, notable for its burgeoning wall population. The hard-working population of 1.174 billion Wall of Cakeans have some civil rights, but not too many, enjoy the freedom to spend their money however they like, to a point, and take part in free and open elections, although not too often.

The relatively small government juggles the competing demands of Law & Order, Defense, and Welfare. The average income tax rate is 15.7%.

The Wall of Cakean economy, worth 55.4 trillion cakes a year, is led by the Pizza Delivery industry, with major contributions from Furniture Restoration, Soda Sales, and Cheese Exports. Average income is 47,151 cakes, and evenly distributed, with the richest citizens earning only 3.6 times as much as the poorest.

Crime is relatively low, thanks to a capable police force and progressive social policies in education and welfare. Wall of Cake's national animal is the wall, which can occasionally be seen sifting through garbage in the nation's cities.

Wall of Cake is ranked 235,668^th in the world and 1^st in The Alternate Pacific for Most Extensive Public Healthcare, scoring 857.68 on the Theresa-Nightingale Rating.