The Grand Chancery of Vyrgil is a massive, cultured nation, renowned for its compulsory military service, frequent executions, and devotion to social welfare. The cynical, devout population of 1.657 billion Vyrgilians are ruled without fear or favor by a psychotic dictator, who outlaws just about everything and refers to the populace as "my little playthings."

The enormous, corrupt, moralistic, socially-minded, well-organized government juggles the competing demands of Spirituality, Welfare, and Administration. The average income tax rate is 75.9%, and even higher for the wealthy.

The sizeable but stagnant Vyrgilian economy, worth 28.0 trillion Lumios a year, is driven entirely by a combination of government and state-owned industry, with private enterprise illegal. The industrial sector, which is quite specialized, is dominated by the Trout Farming industry, with significant contributions from Tourism, Uranium Mining, and Automobile Manufacturing. Average income is 16,910 Lumios, and distributed extremely evenly, with practically no difference between the richest and poorest citizens.

Only those who apply can study applied maths, 90% of active duty VAF personnel have been laid off and replaced by robot kill-drones, Lady Justice has swapped her blindfold for steel-capped boots, and Vyrgilian athletes are close to breaking the 2 minute mile and the 16 meter long jump. Crime, especially youth-related, is totally unknown, thanks to a well-funded police force and progressive social policies in education and welfare. Vyrgil's national animal is the Desert Vagabond.

Vyrgil is ranked 119,415^th in the world and 33^rd in Illuminati Empire for Largest Welfare Programs, scoring 1,206.61 on the Safety Net Mesh Density Rating.