The Comfy Armchair of Voxija is a titanic, socially progressive nation, ruled by President Etor Gurraniz with a fair hand, and remarkable for its compulsory military service, punitive income tax rates, and stringent health and safety legislation. The compassionate, democratic population of 16.57 billion Voxijans hold their civil and political rights very dear, although the wealthy and those in business tend to be viewed with suspicion.

The medium-sized, liberal, outspoken government juggles the competing demands of Education, Administration, and Healthcare. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Xirroni. The average income tax rate is 59.9%, and even higher for the wealthy.

The frighteningly efficient Voxijan economy, worth a remarkable 3,231 trillion kals a year, is led by the Information Technology industry, with major contributions from Tourism, Book Publishing, and Retail. Average income is an impressive 195,025 kals, and distributed extremely evenly, with little difference between the richest and poorest citizens.

The police go to great efforts to seize contraband favored by politicians on the police oversight committee, comatose jurors are the defense's favorite, citizens are enjoying a recent large cut in taxes, and the government airlifts sacrificial lambs. Crime is totally unknown. Voxija's national animal is the platypus, which is also the nation's favorite main course.

Voxija is ranked 309,729^th in the world and 51^st in Gypsy Lands for Largest Gambling Industry, scoring -22.77 on the Kelly Criterion Productivity Index.