The New Cruor Federation of Volscani is a gargantuan, environmentally stunning nation, ruled by Avakael with an even hand, and remarkable for its compulsory military service, state-planned economy, and complete lack of public education. The hard-working population of 25.826 billion Volscanians have some civil rights, but not too many, enjoy the freedom to spend their money however they like, to a point, and take part in free and open elections, although not too often.

The relatively small government juggles the competing demands of Industry, Law & Order, and Defense. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of McIntosh. Citizens pay a flat income tax of 17.4%.

The all-consuming Volscanian economy, worth a remarkable 1,640 trillion Halicarnassuses a year, is driven entirely by a combination of government and state-owned industry, with private enterprise illegal. The industrial sector, which is broadly diversified, is led by the Information Technology industry, with major contributions from Beef-Based Agriculture, Arms Manufacturing, and Uranium Mining. Average income is 63,526 Halicarnassuses, with the richest citizens earning 6.6 times as much as the poorest.

Glamping Volscanians won't sleep in a tent that doesn't include a Jacuzzi, White Phoenixes are considered a delicacy, bike rage is all the rage, and immigrants who don't like the taste of Volscanian Turnip Chips are immediately deported. Crime, especially youth-related, is almost non-existent, thanks to a capable police force. Volscani's national animal is the White Phoenix, which is also the nation's favorite main course, and its national religion is Cruor.

Volscani is ranked 132,166^th in the world and 416^th in Ordo Imperialia for Highest Food Quality, scoring 17.68 on the Meeshlin-Starr Index.