The Equanimous Antexic Arbitercy of Vobron is a mammoth, safe nation, ruled by Arbiter Ile Leznik with an even hand, and remarkable for its museums and concert halls, free-roaming dinosaurs, and pith helmet sales. The compassionate population of 8.351 billion Vobronians have some civil rights, but not too many, enjoy the freedom to spend their money however they like, to a point, and look forward to their next free and open election, to be held on an as-yet unannounced date.

The large government is primarily concerned with Education, with Industry, Healthcare, and Environment also on the agenda, while Spirituality receives no funds. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Lalique. The average income tax rate is 98.8%.

The frighteningly efficient Vobronian economy, worth a remarkable 1,711 trillion Vobronian Marks a year, is driven entirely by a combination of government and state-owned industry, with private enterprise illegal. The industrial sector, which is quite specialized, is mostly made up of the Information Technology industry, with significant contributions from Arms Manufacturing and Book Publishing. Average income is an amazing 204,993 Vobronian Marks, and distributed extremely evenly, with little difference between the richest and poorest citizens.

Vegetables are crisper thanks to CRISPR, things are looking up for patients accidentally prescribed erectile dysfunction medication, children have nightmares about the eerie red glow and constant whirring of newly-installed machines, and East Lebatuckese astronauts' favorite game during downtime on the Multinational Space Station is 'I Spy'. Crime, especially youth-related, is totally unknown. Vobron's national animal is the Vobronian Tapir, which frolics freely in the nation's many lush forests, and its national religion is Antexium.

Vobron is ranked 2,828^th in the world and 8^th in Declansburg for Largest Welfare Programs, scoring 8,070.59 on the Safety Net Mesh Density Rating.