The Federation of Vancili is a gargantuan, cultured nation, ruled by Lmaoz with an even hand, and remarkable for its otherworldly petting zoo, free-roaming dinosaurs, and public floggings. The compassionate, democratic, cheerful, devout population of 21.676 billion Vancilians are fiercely patriotic and enjoy great social equality; they tend to view other, more capitalist countries as somewhat immoral and corrupt.

The medium-sized, socially-minded government prioritizes Education, with Healthcare, Industry, and Administration also on the agenda. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Vincal. The average income tax rate is 98.2%.

The frighteningly efficient Vancilian economy, worth a remarkable 5,678 trillion Vancils a year, is highly specialized and led by the Information Technology industry, with major contributions from Tourism and Book Publishing. State-owned companies are common. Average income is an amazing 261,980 Vancils, and distributed extremely evenly, with practically no difference between the richest and poorest citizens.

Lovesick people are told 'it's not them, it's you', airport users are more worried about radiation than terrorism, sharing vacation pictures requires written consent from the entire beach resort, and citizens seem fixated on 105m x 45m rectangles. Crime, especially youth-related, is totally unknown, thanks to a capable police force and progressive social policies in education and welfare. Vancili's national animal is the Lion, which frolics freely in the nation's many lush forests, and its national religion is Islam.

Vancili is ranked 290,569^th in the world and 140^th in Canada for Most Corrupt Governments, with 0.24 kickbacks per hour.