The Federation of Vancili is a gargantuan, cultured nation, ruled by Lmaoz with an even hand, and remarkable for its public floggings, parental licensing program, and stringent health and safety legislation. The compassionate, cheerful, devout population of 26.427 billion Vancilians are prohibited from doing almost everything except voting, which they do timidly and conservatively.

The medium-sized government prioritizes Education, although Industry, Administration, and Healthcare are also considered important, while International Aid isn't funded at all. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Vincal. The average income tax rate is 94.9%.

The frighteningly efficient Vancilian economy, worth a remarkable 7,122 trillion Vancils a year, is quite specialized and led by the Information Technology industry, with major contributions from Tourism and Book Publishing. State-owned companies are common. Average income is an amazing 269,497 Vancils, and evenly distributed, with the richest citizens earning only 2.4 times as much as the poorest.

Old cars must undergo mandatory sensitivity training, protecting the land is holey work, things are looking up for patients accidentally prescribed erectile dysfunction medication, and politicians spend more time in courtrooms than in Parliament. Crime, especially youth-related, is totally unknown, thanks to a capable police force and progressive social policies in education and welfare. Vancili's national animal is the Lion, which frolics freely in the nation's many lush forests, and its national religion is Islam.

Vancili is ranked 330,639^th in the world and 158^th in Canada for Largest Insurance Industry, scoring -33.9 on the Risk Expulsion Effectiveness Rating.