The Imperator of Vamperian is a colossal, efficient nation, ruled by Imperator Vamperian with an even hand, and notable for its anti-smoking policies, state-planned economy, and restrictive gun laws. The hard-nosed population of 9.287 billion Vamperianians are prohibited from doing almost everything except voting, which they do timidly and conservatively.

The medium-sized, corrupt government juggles the competing demands of Defense, Administration, and Industry. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Maruno. The average income tax rate is 35.8%, but much higher for the wealthy.

The very strong Vamperianian economy, worth 686 trillion vars a year, is driven entirely by a combination of government and state-owned industry, with private enterprise illegal. However, for those in the know, there is a large, well-organized, quite specialized black market in Woodchip Exports, Arms Manufacturing, Uranium Mining, and Tourism. The private sector mostly consists of enterprising ten-year-olds selling lemonade on the sidewalk, but the government is looking at stamping this out. Average income is 73,922 vars, and distributed extremely evenly, with practically no difference between the richest and poorest citizens.

Brasilistanis face layers of paperwork in a different language just to visit a doctor, anti-government political posters adorn every building like wallpaper, dancing with your first cousin is a misdemeanor, and Imperator Vamperian's Dreadnought-class tankbuster limousine is said to have more ammunition than the entire Brancalandian Army. Crime, especially youth-related, is totally unknown. Vamperian's national animal is the dingo, which frolics freely in the nation's many lush forests, and its national religion is Vamperianism.

Vamperian is ranked 75,865^th in the world and 3^rd in Aurelius for Highest Disposable Incomes, with 47,458.13 Standard Monetary Units.